Kidding. LOL.

But we DO have some pretty sweet deals to celebrate. 
And they’re the fastest way to get you into YOUR birthday suit!

But we DO have some pretty sweet deals to celebrate. And they’re the fastest way to get you into YOUR birthday suit!

Wanna see Xander in his birthday suit?

(Or are we? Guess you’ll have to keep reading 😉)

PICK YOUR GUIDEultimate foreplay guides

3 of our most popular (and wildly FUN) guides are just $41 for a super short time.

Don’t wait until we blow out the candles on this.

Ultimate sex positionsArt of initiation

Pick Your Guide

Normally $69. Today, $41.

You never knew foreplay could be this good. 

01

The Ultimate Foreplay Guides

Detailed step-by-step instructions on expertly fingering and going down on a woman, and giving jaw-dropping hand jobs and blow jobs.

100+ of our hottest foreplay techniques with tasteful animated GIFs, so there's always a new move to unwrap.

Secret hacks to get your partner begging for more.

Exactly what to do before, during, and after orgasm, for the full "my soul just left my body" finish.

Consider this your invitation to the kind of party nobody wants to leave.

This one's for you if... 

You're ready to stop guessing and get the confidence that comes from knowing exactly what to do to make your partner feel amazing. 

You're already pretty comfortable with foreplay, but you want to be unforgettable. This guide is the upgrade to your game you’ve been waiting for. 

You want to give your partner the best sexual experience of their life. Period.

buy the ultimate foreplay guides

Normally $97. Today, $41.

91% of women say intercourse isn’t their favorite sexual activity. This guide fixes that!

02

Ultimate Sex Positions

What it's best for (deeper penetration, clitoral stimulation, slow and romantic, fast and wild).

Curated sequences so you just pick a vibe and go, from slow and romantic to a fun quickie.

Smart adjustments for real bodies (different heights, flexibility levels, bellies, curves, pregnancy.”

Forty-one new ways to celebrate (and one for good luck 😂🎂).

42 tastefully illustrated positions, with step-by-step on how to get in, how to move, and how to get back out (no more "wait, where does this leg go?") with variations to keep your favorites feeling brand new.

This one's for you if... 

You want a whole new menu of moves to play with tonight. 

You love that "ooh, let's try this one next" energy. 

You want the kind of sex that’s so good, you both just lie there afterward, not saying anything, because there’s nothing left to say. 🥵

buy ultimate sex positions

Normally $89. Today, $41.

Get the relief that comes with knowing the exact way your partner likes sex initiated, and the excitement that comes with getting way more “yes”es! 

03

The Art of Initiation

8 short modules, audio or written, 10 to 15 minutes each, that make initiating the best part of your week instead of a guessing game (most couples feel the shift within a week).

The "Ideal Conditions" trick that flips a flat "no" into a "yes, PLEASE".

How to say what actually turns you on out loud, and get your partner to spill theirs right back.

Why two very different sex drives can still add up to a very good night.

The best gift here might be never wondering "are they in the mood?" again.

This one's for you if... 

You want "lock the door" energy on a random Tuesday.

You want the kind of invitation that gives you butterflies… and doesn’t involve getting randomly groped while you’re unloading the dishwasher.

You want to be the couple that still can't keep their hands off each other, even after all these years.

buy the art of initiation

Normally $69. Today, $41.

You never knew foreplay could be this good. 

01

The Ultimate Foreplay Guides

Detailed step-by-step instructions on expertly fingering and going down on a woman, and giving jaw-dropping hand jobs and blow jobs.

100+ of our hottest foreplay techniques with tasteful animated GIFs, so there's always a new move to unwrap.

Secret hacks to get your partner begging for more.

Exactly what to do before, during, and after orgasm, for the full "my soul just left my body" finish.

Consider this your invitation to the kind of party nobody wants to leave.

buy ultimate foreplay guides

This one's for you if... 

You're ready to stop guessing and get the confidence that comes from knowing exactly what to do to make your partner feel amazing. 

You're already pretty comfortable with foreplay, but you want to be unforgettable. This guide is the upgrade to your game you’ve been waiting for. 

You want to give your partner the best sexual experience of their life. Period.

buy ultimate foreplay guides

Normally $97. Today, $41.

91% of women say intercourse isn’t their favorite sexual activity. This guide fixes that! 

02

Ultimate Sex Positions

What it's best for (deeper penetration, clitoral stimulation, slow and romantic, fast and wild).

Curated sequences so you just pick a vibe and go, from slow and romantic to a fun quickie.

Smart adjustments for real bodies (different heights, flexibility levels, bellies, curves, pregnancy.”

Forty-one new ways to celebrate (and one for good luck 😂🎂).

42 tastefully illustrated positions, with step-by-step on how to get in, how to move, and how to get back out (no more "wait, where does this leg go?") with variations to keep your favorites feeling brand new.

buy ultimate sex positions

This one's for you if... 

You want a whole new menu of moves to play with tonight. 

You love that "ooh, let's try this one next" energy. 

You want the kind of sex that’s so good, you both just lie there afterward, not saying anything, because there’s nothing left to say. 🥵

buy ultimate sex positions

Normally $89. Today, $41.

Get the relief that comes with knowing the exact way your partner likes sex initiated, and the excitement that comes with getting way more “yes”es! 

03

The Art of Initiation

8 short modules, audio or written, 10 to 15 minutes each, that make initiating the best part of your week instead of a guessing game (most couples feel the shift within a week).

The "Ideal Conditions" trick that flips a flat "no" into a "yes, PLEASE".

How to say what actually turns you on out loud, and get your partner to spill theirs right back.

Why two very different sex drives can still add up to a very good night.

The best gift here might be never wondering "are they in the mood?" again.

buy art of initiation

This one's for you if... 

You want "lock the door" energy on a random Tuesday.

You want the kind of invitation that gives you butterflies… and doesn’t involve getting randomly groped while you’re unloading the dishwasher.

You want to be the couple that still can't keep their hands off each other, even after all these years.

buy art of initiation

It's Xander's birthday, but you're the one unwrapping the gift!

Snag any one of the three for $41, only until

Make A Wish 🎂

After that, we blow out the candles and it's back to full price.

So what are you waiting for? 

Sunday, July 12 at 11:59pm PT.

PICK YOUR GUIDEPICK YOUR GUIDE

Instant access, lifetime access. Buy it once and it's yours for good, including every future update and upgrade we make. Open it tonight, come back to it forever. ⚡♾️

A few quick questions before you party 🎈

When do I get it?

Right away. Everything's instant access and yours to keep for life, so you can open it tonight and come back to it whenever.

What if I already own one of these?

Then you've got great taste. Pick one of the other two and round out your collection while they're $41.

Is this awkward to use with my partner?

Nope, that's the whole point. These are made to be fun, not homework. Most couples are laughing and trying things within minutes. And hey, if you don’t want to have the conversation with your person about this? No problem. Grab your guide and surprise them with some new techniques. We’ll never tell. 

What if it's not for me?

Every one comes with a 5-day money-back guarantee. Try it, and if it's not for you, we'll give you every penny back. No questions asked.

Add your first guide to your cart, and you'll get the chance to add the other one or two for just $41 each right there before checkout. One stop, all the fun.

So… ready to get in your birthday suit?

Want a birthday bundle? 🎁

Oh, right. You wanted to see Xander in his first… drumroll please… 

41 suits him. 😏

Happy birthday to him. Now go get into yours.

Happy birthday to him.

Now go get into yours.

We hope you get your wish.

- V + X 

There he is.

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